savageapprentice:

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

Can’t masturbate emotions

volcainist:

do you ever say something so bitchy that you’re like damn i need to chill lol

bisexualdanhowell:

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

(Source: guccipxpi)